tara-ka-sha:

Around 1 AM I turn into Nuka that psychotic lion from The Lion King II

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bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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retiredjesus:

officer: ur under arrest for murder & armed robbery

me: lol breh chill

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katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

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how to win xfactor

reblogmyselfie:

1) sob story

2) sing adele

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humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

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